Anku, chaotic good deity.

He looks like a giant squirrel or woodland critter with very large balls, and a proportionally tiny penis.

Anku’s Harvest Festival

Once a year for the fall Harvest, Anku is lured into Laketown for the Harvest Festival.

  • If you can run up and touch his butt and escape, you can add +1 to any die roll for the next year.
  • If you touch his butt and get damaged but live, you can add +X to any die roll for the coming year, where X is the damage you were dealt.

If there is no Anku Harvest Festival, then the harvest will be bad, winter will be horrible, and Cram will not be released for the coming year. (a bad summary of what I overheard while typing. If someone can fill this in, please do).


The Big Lake mutandiz